tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Probably eating some candy in India, where I was born. I don’t have visual memory of a lot of things but certain foods like candy-coated anise have a strong taste/smell-memory for me.
Sitting outside of Starbucks yesterday with our free coffee:
N: Something doesn’t look right about that car…
C: It’s a boom-boom car.
C: It has a big rear.
N: You mean the car has a badonkadonk butt?
[A few minutes later…]
N: Speaking of badonkadonks… a lady with a big butt walked into Barnes & Noble and the door hit her ass. She was fully in but her butt was still out!
C: I think the coffee is making you woozy…
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