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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Probably eating some candy in India, where I was born. I don’t have visual memory of a lot of things but certain foods like candy-coated anise have a strong taste/smell-memory for me.

badonkadonks and too much coffee

Sitting outside of Starbucks yesterday with our free coffee:

N: Something doesn’t look right about that car…

C: It’s a boom-boom car.

N: Whaat?

C: It has a big rear.

N: You mean the car has a badonkadonk butt?

[A few minutes later…]

N: Speaking of badonkadonks… a lady with a big butt walked into Barnes & Noble and the door hit her ass. She was fully in but her butt was still out!

C: I think the coffee is making you woozy…

Gayest Baby Names Evah!!! …as culled from an Art History textbook (because I’m seven years old!!)

Boy names to ensure that your son is out of the closet before he’s 10:
Flaminio
Eleuterio
Flavio
Escobar

Gayest Girl Names:
Gayatri
Ottoline
Fidelia

Worst “Porn” Names for a boy:
Prospero Fontana
Pepon

Worst “Porn-Sounding” name for a girl:
Pushpamela
Yun Suk
Niki de Saint Phalle
Mme. Serviéres
Katy Deepwell

Most Ridiculous:
Parmigianino
Non
Archipenko
Homi
Ford Madox Brown
Arshile
Marcantonio
Vinnie Ream Hoxie
Maître Honoré
Neri de Bicci
Guido
Per Olof Ultvedt
Destiny Deacon
Biennale Havana
Hildegard of Bingen